How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Women's football

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Anti Joke

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