What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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