- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Your mom.

Looks through the peephole.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Ebola

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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