why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Your Mom.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Chicken

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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