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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

connor sucks

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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