What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

verry nice how mUCH?

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Anti Joke

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