- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

That's Racist

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

justin bieber

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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