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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina