- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Three blondes walk into a community college.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Where's my tractor?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What's clear and wet? water

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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