OGC - tilt your head

Will you marry me?

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

dislike this...please.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are penis

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

YOLO.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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