- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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