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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

verry nice how mUCH?

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

what do gay people eat?? food

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Flab

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

women's rights

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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