what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Potato.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

AVB

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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