The cow went moo

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why? Because!

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

The Barackness Monster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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