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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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