- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

YEAH THEY DO.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Yo daddy!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

It burns when I pee sometimes.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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