how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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asparagus

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Joe Biden

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Anti Joke

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