What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What is a question?

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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