- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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