- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What's up? The sky.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

It's long!

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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