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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Wade's the father

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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