- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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