What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is Earth made out of? Earth

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

antijokes

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

OBAMA

thumb_up thumb_down -7

your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -7

black people

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Please spell dyslexia.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I'm gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops