Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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