What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

why?

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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