What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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