a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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