What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

kiss me?

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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