A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Rebecca Black.

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what happens during a climax apples

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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