Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What is the best part about football The scoring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...