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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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World peace

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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