You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Anti Joke

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