- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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