I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Yeah right loser!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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hey bill!

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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