Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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