What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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womens rights!

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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a little girl gets raped

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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