Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What is worse

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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