A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

c+t+c?

You smell bad? Cool.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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