Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Teen pregnancy

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Your mother is a man.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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