A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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toast points

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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