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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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