how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Patrick is gay

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Anne Frank.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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