Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Pickles

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

balls in ya mouf

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Johnson stops eating

An asian walks out of math class

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Looks through the peephole.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock knock Come in!

:-)book

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Tennesse

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