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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

i dislike sack in my mouth

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

"Hello." "Hi."

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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