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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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