Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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