Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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cot!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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I can Nazi

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Hellen Keller

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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