- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

You know George Washington? He died.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

French people

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Women Voting

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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