- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A bar walks into your mother.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

no u

Women's rights

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

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