- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Rock mattress.

The WNBA.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A man walks into a bar.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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